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My former landlord's cat kept peeing on my stuff. So one day after I slipped in cat pee (again), I chased the cat down and peed on it. I don't think my husband even knows I did it.
-Submitted By: anonymous

i want to tell my best friend that it is my kid inside his girlfriend
-Submitted By: anonymous

I ate your wedding cake slice.
-Submitted By: anonymous

i stole your boyfriend!
-Submitted By: anonymous

I know my ex-boyfriend's MySpace password, and I got his (was once) girlfriend to dump him and hate him forever by making it look like he was having sex with other girls. YOU DESERVED IT, ASSHOLE!
-Submitted By: anonymous

i messed around with a guy who has a girlfriend. and i have a boyfriend!!!!!! he tells her hes out with the guys but hes really out with me, and shows me how much he enjoys being with me...mm
-Submitted By: anonymous

I sit at work all day and do nothing. My job is so easy for me it's pathetic
-Submitted By: anonymous

To all the boys that f$%^#& me over or tried to play me: I pretend it doesn't bother me, and we stop talking. But I'll see you down the road or call you, and flirt and make you really like me. Tell you, I've been thinking about you a lot. And how much I miss you. Then I purposely drop you like a bad habit. Ignore you all together. I've done it to three boys this summer already. How the hell does it feel? Because it feels damn good to me.
-Submitted By: anonymous

i think my boss, posted on here, about firing me. he fired me. but i know two people there who are stealing the register. and i'm going to call there, order $200 worth of food. and have him deliver it really far from work. at lunch hour. sorry. %$@@ dickhead.
-Submitted By: finkster

when i was 7 i put a hampster in the microwave. i didnt feel that bad. his head shot straight out forward. i cleaned up the mess b4 my dad got home
-Submitted By: fairlanebytch

I like putting cottage cheese under my armpits and then do 5 push-ups...try it...you'll like it.
-Submitted By: Botulism Babe

I am sorry for killing your goldfish the other day
-Submitted By: anonymous

Sorry bro..I'm the one who put peanut butter in your nose and ears when you were passed out!! ...and I'm gonna do it again..Latr..Peace Out!
-Submitted By: CampusKing

I just pawned my wife's wedding ring. How do ya think I'm doin'? Oh I ulso made fun of a retard yesterday - but I didn't know he was a real retard until it was too late..hmm I take the retard confession back right now..I wanna think about that 1 more.
-Submitted By: T.M.T

It's me agian!...I punched my brother very hard in his manboob today and broke my freak'n nail...mutha F%#ker...I'm going to waste'm later in front of his girl.
-Submitted By: HotBloodedMama

I was the one who caused that 5 car accident the other day. I'm sorry. I had to move out of way quickly not to hit a poor little kitty...besides I'm sure y'all have insurance...cya
-Submitted By: BlondesRfun

Hello out there...I confess to being addicted to pressing my finger into my belly button.
-Submitted By: RisingPimple

I confess to running over my wife's make-up bag with my car...she wears too much of it, she looks like a clown!
-Submitted By: SpowPow

I know something that others don't know...and I am hiding something up in a tree.
-Submitted By: SimpleSimon

I have a secret crush on Billy.
-Submitted By: anonymous

I know where there is hidden treasure burried.
-Submitted By: tasteslikehair

My sister thinks that her shit doesn't stink!!! WTF! Im sick of it! Tonight I'm laying down the law...tonight after Pelicans...I'm gonna poop under her pillow...
-Submitted By: ForkLover

I have such happy thoughts sometimes that I ffeel like I have flippers for arms
-Submitted By: Will

I saw someone yell at someone else for no apparent reason today...so I followed him to his car and threw my purse at his head...as he picked up my belongings...which was nice of him...he called me a bad name...I kicked him in the neck....I guess i'm sorry....so ..I feel better...thx..XOXO
-Submitted By: HotBloodedMama

I am sorry for smashing my abbots ice cream into my mother-In-law' s face this afternoon...I just CANNOT stand her!!
-Submitted By: ShotZy

I really wanted to hit another car today while driving back to work from court..is that bad?
-Submitted By: anonymous

My boyfriend claimed to be out with the guys, but I found his truck parked at a motel so I keyed it....
-Submitted By: anonymous

When I was in college,i had dreams about sleeping with my boyfriends best friend Aaron.....
-Submitted By: anonymous

I have a Girlfriend, but today i lost my virginity to someone that wasnt my girlfriend, and im only 15!
-Submitted By: anonymous

a squirrel got in my house and after 4 hours of chasing it i caught it and instead of letting it go i hit it with a shovel until it's whole lower body felt like rubber. i then drowned it in amonia
-Submitted By: anonymous

I like consuming Pepto Bismal not for the gastro-intestinal relief, but rather for the color that it turns my poop.
-Submitted By: JoseFuego

I punched a retard in a wheelchair
-Submitted By: knuckleheaded brat

I'm in love with a guy I met online and we've never even met in person. When I don't hear from him I get jealous and think he's cheating on me. Where are you Steve-O!
-Submitted By: stickshift

I killed a fish
-Submitted By: kevin

I have a strange desire to toss midgets
-Submitted By: Monkman

I once sliced open my abdomen with a knife, burned the skin around it then sewed it back up with a needle and thread.
-Submitted By: Nikki

I am planning to murder my neighbour. I will keep you posted
-Submitted By: anonymous

As a young boy I toasted a helpless beetle with a magnifying glass and fried him to a crisp. It stunk the whole neighborhood up, too.
-Submitted By: Derrick

I was the guy who flicked my doubleshot expresso soda tab into your fro in the stacks at memorial library in madison. What a fucking great shot.
-Submitted By: InB4Sx

I'm 29 years old, and obsessed with cannibalism. Back at university, a group of students were holding a gathering, and one guy had chopped his finger off - we all tried a bit, and I immediately realised this is something I want to do in life. Since then, I have tried a bit of arm, and part of a toe.
-Submitted By: Blackbreath

I think my sister is hot! She has huge tits. I'd love to suck them. I know it's incest. I know it's wrong. I know it's sick
-Submitted By: Curious Georgey

I sprained my god dman neck after attempting to suck my own testicles.
-Submitted By: anonymous

I wish I could freak'n break your legs in half, and smash your stupid golf clubs over your head.
-Submitted By: Guess who!

Bagel bites are fucking good when your high.
-Submitted By: anonymous

It was my fault the rat died. I didn't mean to. I was 10 and pulled on it's tail too hard getting it out of the cage. The outer coating of it's tail came off. I was horrified at the thought of getting caught, so I wrapped it up in tissue, threw it away, and played dumb. The rat died a couple days later.
-Submitted By: Stewart

im 32 and would love to have sex with a 70, 80 or 90 year old.
-Submitted By: Dr. Member

i'm head-over-heels in love with my boyfriend. He's handsome, funny and caring, but I want to have his best friend's baby so badly.
-Submitted By: sugar n spice

I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it
-Submitted By: Rubberarm

I'm going to fail most of my classes, I'm fat and socially retarded.
-Submitted By: red freckle

I was driving my boyfriend's car and hit a curb. It was dark but I don't think I did any damage. If he ever found out he'd kill me.
-Submitted By: No name

i want to break up with my current boyfriend. I hate being alone so i'll stay with him until someone else comes along. I am not in love with him. he loves me. he's more of a nuissance than anything else.
-Submitted By: good girl

I never take my shirt off in pools because it is ridden with acne. I cry myself to sleep just thinking about it and I use to try and peel off my skin with a knife.
-Submitted By: anonymous

Sometimes when im in the car with him i'm wishing that we crash.
-Submitted By: Get me out of here

I swallowed three quarters and a dime yesterday and still havent pooped them out.
-Submitted By: Giggles

I want to drink beer
-Submitted By: anonymous

I love that i am love for that fact that love the female putie and it loves me back with the wetness for there love
-Submitted By: 24thGaint

I used to clean my dog's feces w/ my z- boyfriends tooth-brush when he had liver failure.
-Submitted By: anonymous

I fired this stupid bitch today because I can!
-Submitted By: Boss Man

I threw a rock through someone’s window today.
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I like to watch squirrels eat nuts.
-Submitted By: St. Pete

I hate my boss. I think he is a Gaylord!
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I am not really a female...shhh! ..and he doesn't know yet.
-Submitted By: anonymous

Anytime i think of my baby boy i always orgasm but if i am with him i dont at all.
-Submitted By: anonymous

I masturbated to this cloud today that looked like the fluffiest tit ever.
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I picked my nose today and stuck a boogy on my co-workers’s phone
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I pick my ass and like to smell my finger.
-Submitted By: Dr.Peety

I licked my girlfriend’s toothbrush today.
-Submitted By: Big Tony

I love to smell the underside of cut toe nails.
-Submitted By: anonymous

Hi, I hate midgets…they scare me…I smacked my purse into a midget’s head this morning as they walked by me.
-Submitted By: Andrea

I farted in a packed car today on the way to work. It smelled like I shit my pants.
-Submitted By: anonymous

Is it a sin to have thoughts of beating my wife over the head with a bowling pin?
-Submitted By: anonymous

I like to run around with cheerios in my underwear
-Submitted By: anonymous

I like the smell of farts waffled over the newspaper when I crap in the bathroom
-Submitted By: mark

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